Nahi Kinara Pyar ka











{September 27, 2010}  

Husband:- Aaj kiaa pakana hay???


Wife:- Jo Aap Kehain


Husband:- Acha chawal (rice) bana lu


Wife:- Abhi kal tu pakaye thay kuch Aur batain


Husband:- Acha Sabzi bana lu


Wife:- Ufffffoooo bachay naheen khatay


Husband:- Achaa Qeema Bana Lu


Wife:- ish, Mujhay Allergy hay


Husband:- Acha Paratha Bana lu


Wife:- Raat ko paratha kon khata hay


Husband:- Phir kiaa pakanaa hay??


Wife:- Jo Aap Kehain

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{September 27, 2010}  

Banta: U get marry with Santa after my death,

Preeto: But why? He is ur no. 1 enemy,

Banta: This is only way to take revenge with Santa.



{September 27, 2010}  

Day : 1 Samandr key Kinarey… Aik Larka aur Aik Larki.

Day : 2 Wohi Larka…. Doosri Lakri.

Day : 3 Wohi Larka…. Teesri Larki.

Hence, prove dat: Larkay kabi nhi badaltey… Larkiyan badel jati hen.



{September 27, 2010}  

Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?

Student: Ji shaadi.


Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?

Student: Ji dulha.


Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?

Student: Ji DULHAN.



{September 27, 2010}  

Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.


Chicken started singing & dancing :

” HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA



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{September 27, 2010}  

Hain Sabhi Ko Hum Say Shikayatein,

Per Humain Kesi Say Gila Nahin,


Ye Asool Hum Ne Bana Liya,

Na Mila Karo,

Na Gila Karo….!!!



{September 27, 2010}  

Main Bojh Ban jaonga ek din Apne He DoStOn Pe..,


*~wassi~*


Kaandhey Badal Rahey Honge Wo

Hr Do Qadam K Baad..



et cetera