Husband:- Aaj kiaa pakana hay???

Wife:- Jo Aap Kehain

Husband:- Acha chawal (rice) bana lu

Wife:- Abhi kal tu pakaye thay kuch Aur batain

Husband:- Acha Sabzi bana lu

Wife:- Ufffffoooo bachay naheen khatay

Husband:- Achaa Qeema Bana Lu

Wife:- ish, Mujhay Allergy hay

Husband:- Acha Paratha Bana lu

Wife:- Raat ko paratha kon khata hay

Husband:- Phir kiaa pakanaa hay??

Wife:- Jo Aap Kehain

Banta: U get marry with Santa after my death,

Preeto: But why? He is ur no. 1 enemy,

Banta: This is only way to take revenge with Santa.

Day : 1 Samandr key Kinarey… Aik Larka aur Aik Larki.

Day : 2 Wohi Larka…. Doosri Lakri.

Day : 3 Wohi Larka…. Teesri Larki.

Hence, prove dat: Larkay kabi nhi badaltey… Larkiyan badel jati hen.

Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?

Student: Ji shaadi.

Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?

Student: Ji dulha.

Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?

Student: Ji DULHAN.

Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.

Chicken started singing & dancing :

” HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA

1 Class ka Bacha apni Miss se kehta hai…

Bacha: Miss, main apko kaisa lagta hon ?

Miss: So Sweeet.

Bacha: To, phir main apne Ami-Abu ko apke Ghar kab Behjoo’n ?

Miss: Wo Kyon ?

Bacha: Takeh wo hamari Baat agay Barhaaiyn..

Miss: Ye kya Bakwas hai…?

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“Tution parhney ke ley…. Miss ap bhe na, Qasam sey..!!!

Aik Pathan gehri soch mein….

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Wife : Kya soch rahe ho ??

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Pathan : Ye GEO walo ko kaisey pata chal jata hai ??

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Wife: Kya ??

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Pathan: Yehi keh…. Ap Dekh rahe hen “GEO Newz”….!!!

Style of break up:

Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-

GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?

Boy: U wanted stars na?

Now sit on it and GET LOST:

Pathan:aj humara jumaah ka namaz nikal gaya yara!!!

Dost:kese yara?

Patahn: Yara imam saab bola apne mobile band kr den,humara ghar par tha..

Jab band kar ke Aya to jamat nikal gaya…

Santa – My wife died yesterday..

I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,

what to do?

Banta – No Problem.

Just Imagine she Came Back.